when your friend calls you a “gold digging cock slut”
"you’re old enough to pay for your own things"
if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
I encounter this phenomenon at least once a week.
im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you